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The Official Fan Shop!
This film wasn’t backed by the usual suspects. So, anyone who cares is welcome to chip in after the fact. That’s why I’m selling all the props and costumes here at utterly ridiculous prices - which, of course, you’re free to outbid voluntarily. Drop me an email with the item number and, if you’re feeling generous, your nicely rounded-up price. All prices are including worldwide shipping and VAT but enjoy outrageously high customs fees, exclusively tailored for select countries! Oh, and just to be clear: I’m absolutely serious about this.
"The Otto" trophy
NO: 2025-001
2.500 €
Feeling fancy? Now’s your once-in-a-lifetime chance to own the prestigious ‘Otto Award’ trophy and treat your garden to a touch of decadence. Sure, it’s just gold paint – but who’s checking?
puzzle
NO: 2025-002
450 €
Tired of forgetting things? Time to give your brain a real challenge! With this mind-bending 4-piece puzzle from the original ‘Make Film. Good Price’ cardboard sign, prepare to smoke your way to genius!
computer
NO: 2025-003
250 €
Do your math with zero latency, infinite battery life, and a tactile interface like no other. Say goodbye to distracting screens and hello to finger-powered precision.
slipper
NO: 2025-004
150 €
Step into sheer sophistication with this exclusive set of rose-pink swim briefs delicately showcased on timeless plastic. Worn only once, they offer that barely-there hint of “eau de sweaty feet,” adding an authentic touch of lived-in luxury.
bra
NO: 2025-005
5000€
Red and black, slightly worn, and soaked in cinematic glory – this bra, once worn by the film’s lead, still features genuine sweat marks. For true fans who crave authenticity… and a whiff of stardom.
hood
NO: 2025-006
250 €
Chic meets cheek: this grey beanie with a rose-pink pompom is the crown jewel of cold-weather couture. Because nothing says “fashion icon” like a fluffy statement on your head.
breasts
NO: 2025-007
1500 €
For those who like to go all in: slip into these lifelike silicone beauties and instantly upgrade your curves to “can’t-look-away” status. Bold, bouncy, and unapologetically extra, because subtlety is overrated.
doll
NO: 2025-008
250€
For those who are alone, but still full of breath and ambition: this charming companion is always ready, always quiet, and never argues. Some assembly (and inflation) required. Air not included.
latex dress
NO: 2025-009
350 €
For those who want to make a statement without saying a word: this tight, red latex dress and matching gloves hug every curve, promising attention whether you ask for it or not.
black wig
NO: 2025-010
250 €
For those who want to turn heads without even trying: this voluminous, black curly wig is here to add drama to every move you make. Perfect for those days when your hair needs to say “I woke up fabulous,” even if you didn’t.
blonde wig
NO: 2025-011
250 €
For those who crave a fresh start without the commitment: this sleek, blonde short wig is ready to give you that “new hair, new you” vibe—no salon visit required if you don’t mind looking like a cat that accidentally got into the washing machine.
red wig
NO: 2025-012
250 €
This fiery red, long-haired wig is perfect for turning heads, though it might have raised a few eyebrows during the witch trials. Not quite the look you’d want when avoiding the pyre, but certainly unforgettable today.
bow tie
NO: 2025-013
150 €
For bank clerks, lawyers, and anyone who considers themselves an expert in subtle superiority: this bow tie is the perfect accessory for when you want to look just professional enough to intimidate, but not so flashy as to seem desperate for attention.
red sunglasses
NO: 2025-014
300 €
This red sunglasses exude an air of “I don’t care” with just the right amount of “watch me.” Perfect for when you want to look mysterious… but in a very obvious way.
white sunglasses
NO: 2025-015
400 €
This white sunglasses will ensure you stand out, even if you’d rather blend in. Because why blend in when you can wear eyewear that screams “I’m too cool for this”?
glasses
NO: 2025-016
500 €
For secretaries on the brink of retirement, this colorful glasses with an attached neck chain is the perfect accessory to say, “I’m here, but I’m almost done.” Not for poor church mice.
aviator glasses
NO: 2025-017
600 €
For maximum coolness with minimal altitude: this pilot’s sunglasses is perfect for aspiring “career pilots” and anyone who wants to look like they’re about to take off – or just fly out of the job with style.
Earrings
NO: 2025-018
1800€
This earring, encrusted with glass shards, dazzles from 100 meters away with a sparkle that screams luxury – up close, it’s more of a creative interpretation of elegance. Perfect for making a statement at a distance.
choker
NO: 2025-019
1460 €
This choker looks surprisingly decent from 2 kilometers away, giving off a mysterious vibe. Guaranteed to be a one-and-done accessory—wear it once, then toss it, because true fashion is all about instant obsolescence.
black wig
NO: 2025-020
450 €
This black wig gives you that effortless “I just woke up like this” look. Perfect for when you want to appear effortlessly disheveled, even before your first coffee. The ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to look like they’ve had a long night, no matter what time it is.
coffee mug
NO: 2025-021
250 €
For all cat fanatics: the original “The Sleeping Cat” coffee mug, made to order. Start your day with the purr-fect mug that captures your inner nap enthusiast.
relaxud
NO: 2025-022
150 €
For those who need a little extra relaxation: the Relaxut sleep aid package (contents not included). Fill it with whichever legal or illegal substances you choose, at your own risk. Because why settle for standard when you can customize your own dreamland?
no catfood
NO: 2025-023
150 €
This so-called cat food can may promise feline delight, but inside waits only disappointment. Specifically: chopped tomatoes. A true film prop classic for anyone who appreciates the art of misleading packaging and mildly annoyed cats.
no disposable junk!
NO: 2025-034
€: Be generous. I totally deserve it.
I don’t want all that junk- my trash bin is already full. I’ll just send money.